As I was sauntering to the station just then, a fat disgusting man who was shuffling in front of me actually stopped dead in his tracks & put his hands in his pants and starting scratching his ass, or maybe he was digging for gold.
Either way, I was subjected to the obscene view of his crack and thought "today is going to be a great day...." I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible.
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