PERFECT TIMING FOR.... My Doppelgånger

So....

I was on the phone to Ernie just then, and we decided to google my full name.

Ernie: What!? You have your own website?

Jade: What!? No I don't!

[We click on the link]

[In unison]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Mom, Something's wrong with meeeeee"