PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Hair Consultations

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... I Am The Master!

I'M SO EXCITED

AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL

AND I THINK I LIKE IT

....

I'M ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS FROM EXCITEMENT.

GOSH I'M GOOD.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Escapism

idontwanttoliveinrealityanymore

iwanttoliveinmydreams

p.s Michael Jackson

one of the biggest things to rock

the music industry & the world

in the time i have lived so far.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Winning Ebay Items!

Anja Rubik + Drum Kit = R . A . D

Josh Beech

Photos courtesy of Maggie the wang. 

I love it when I see someone who can piece certain items of their clothing and accessories together and it looks perfect & unique.

It's very rare that I see these kinds of people in public. It's like a dying species or something.

I'm pretty observant. I analyse every miniscule detail. One itty-bitty little horror [like the stitch colour on jeans, or the fabric & how it falls on the body, or the toe shape of a shoe, or the zipper teeth & hardware on a bag] can spoil the whole image.

It's the kind of person that makes me say in my head -

"I wouldn't change one SINGLE thing about that look....... Thankfully these people still exist."

I saw one of those people today, and it was fabulous. 

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Motorcycle Skateboarders

Photos by The Cobrasnake

I saw Transformers - Revenge Of The Fallen today.

Pretty rad.

I miss warm weather & bare skin basking in the sun.

legs + sun + byron bay + splendour in the grass last year.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Crunchy Hair Strands

"Friday, Saturday, Sunday night,

Thats when I wash my hair

[Oh yeah she washes her hair]

Washy washy washy

.......

It's dirty"

Next month - stage 1 of 'Project Blonde'.

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oh!

Ash Stymest - I don't like that he's wearing a Hello Kitty mask.

I  H . A . T . E  Hello Kitty.

Prada bag + Balenciaga Heels = Love.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Bündchen Babies

Gisele Bündchen is pregnant?!

Whoah baby.

Goodbye beautiful Bündchen body.

Hello bloated Bündchen belly.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... A Vacation

Lauren had her marking day today.

Her couture brief 'Armed By Night' was fucking great.

Photos wont even justify the detail and workmanship.

Although it may look like gold tassles inserted in the sleeve seam in the photos - it's not. It's individual pieces of heavy raw brass chain individually hand sewn to the garment - Thank you.

I'm so proud of her :D

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Rubik's Cube

Anja Rubik & Sasha Knezevic

Photo, courtesy of Maggie x

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Thank You Good Night

Sweat it out Britney.... Sweat it out.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Blanc Expanse

Vanity Fair Germany

Interview Magazine

Russh

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... The Beech

All photos from the Josh Beech Gallery - Tumblr.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Wiolet The Bauble

Last night was Gabby & Chelsea's thingy-ma-jigs.

Joel & I decided to have pre-drinks & dinner at his house.... As usual.

AND [drum roll] 

Amy Winehouse JOINED US. She wasn't in the best.... um.... shape.

BUT, she drank all our champagne. Which we weren't happy with.

Anyway, she passed out on Joel's bathroom floor.

So we left her and went on our way to Gabby's.

It was intimate, warm and cosy. With fabulous, rich chocolate cheese cake, icecream, chocolate and cocktails.

There were guitar sessions and Chanel coathangers. I was a bit of a groupie and a free spirit.

BUT, when we left Gabby's there was a shiny, glittery, green thing in this rubbish pile by the road.

It was this BEHEMOTH christmas bauble. We thought we'd adopt it and give it to Chelsea as her going away present.

We named her Violet at first, but then changed it to Wiolet just to make her a little exotic.

She traveled far and wide from North Sydney

Thats us on the train with her. 

To Kings Cross. 

Then to Oxford St.

Then up a tree for a little rest.

While she was resting there, we went and had cheese naan at this Indian restaurant and Chelsea pulled out a box of chocolates that someone gave her. But was wondering where the chocolates were.

Well.... Chelsea pulled more items out of her bag and realised the chocolates were actually...

Then Wiolet came down from the tree & went safely to Chelsea's home.

People stared.. People wanted to touch her.

Grace called me yesterday from New York.

I think she was on a drinking binge lying on the floor somewhere.

haha, fuck I wish I was in NY right now.

W . I . O . L . E . T

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Choders & Nee-Hows

Anja Rubik

Kate Moss

Alexander Wang

Karlie Kloss

All of the above - for Interview Magazine

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Fry My Eye

Some of the Alexander Wang Fall 09 Look Book.

Want it all.

Want it now.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... Poet Corpse

I have a headache....

A rad one.

PERFECT TIMING FOR.... A Fierce Change

Want this Alex Wang bag

What is there to like about winter?

So many people I speak to say "Oh, I like winter! I like winter fashion."

....

No.

.......

Winter - depressing, cold, dry skin, dry lips, colds, flus, wearing 10 layers and still unable to keep warm when the wind feels like a million shards of ice puncturing your skin, the unwillingness to wake up early in the morning when all you want to do is lie in your warm bed, the complications of having to wear a jacket over a fabulous dress that can't show it's potential if you wear another layer on top, no visits to the beach without getting pneumonia, no sitting outside late at night with friends because of hypothermia and the list goes on.

How is winter great in any possible way?

Whoopti-do - winter fashion.

If the only way you can be 'fashionable' is by wearing 30 layers of clothing, then you might want to move to Melbourne.

....

FUCK OFF WINTER.

Thank you